You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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