I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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