Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Is it because I queefed?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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