last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
a search helicopter?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize