im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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