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Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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