have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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