They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
