Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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