smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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