we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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