Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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