i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.