You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I look better un-naked...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it