Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.