there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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