I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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