10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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