i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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