She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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