Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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