I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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