Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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