how can u be prego again
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Randomize
