Yo dont text me then not text me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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