i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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