And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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