I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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