i love accidental penises.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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