I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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