I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
A+ Viking dick
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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