is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
