Dual....:-)
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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