If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
