It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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