I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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