She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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