Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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