Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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