just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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