I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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