You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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