did you get engaged???
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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