Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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