We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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