Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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