I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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