As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
