I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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