just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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