he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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