i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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