Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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