i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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