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• (210): View more from Texas

  Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't think tits should taste like fish.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?

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