i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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