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• (315): View more from New York

  im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose

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  962=my?

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  Yeah.i

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"

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• (631): View more from New York

  But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up

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• (585): View more from New York

  They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.

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  So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?

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  Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  i black out too much to be "responsible"

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