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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.

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• (415): View more from California

  the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.

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  It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card

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• (425): View more from Washington

  One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up

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  What a great time to reflect on life

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work

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