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Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?

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You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

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So...no?`

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(323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___? (310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend? (323): So...no?` http://tfl.nu/oqmx

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(954): View more from Florida

Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

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Is this the gay conversation?

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(954): Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me... (1-954): Is this the gay conversation? http://tfl.nu/4777

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(248): View more from Michigan

ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.

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for doing what?

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for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.

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(248): ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day. (1-248): for doing what? (248): for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home. http://tfl.nu/ju4n

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(678): View more from Georgia

Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.

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(678): Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol. http://tfl.nu/nnbo

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(972): View more from Texas

Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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(972): Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life? http://tfl.nu/jl0s

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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?

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(560): I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time? http://tfl.nu/wzlt

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(315): View more from New York

I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse

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(315): I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse http://tfl.nu/h4gb

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.

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(856): He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college. http://tfl.nu/khqs

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(248): View more from Michigan

Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?

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Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.

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(248): Any little, cute, petite blondes with you? (1-248): Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though. http://tfl.nu/s8t4

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(601): View more from Mississippi

K. On the way. I need a drink.

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Like a drink drink or like water?

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Have we met?

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(601): K. On the way. I need a drink. (904): Like a drink drink or like water? (601): Have we met? http://tfl.nu/ckaw

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.

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(724): btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die. http://tfl.nu/rrxi

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.

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(612): Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home. http://tfl.nu/ms67

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(646): View more from New York

If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better

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(646): If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better http://tfl.nu/zbhj

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(607): View more from New York

How high are you?

(413): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth

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(607): How high are you? (413): I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth http://tfl.nu/qyq7

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(615): View more from Tennessee

we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar

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(615): we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar http://tfl.nu/4o2z

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