i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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