dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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